is complaining to Wall Street
Politician (to Wall Street) : These goddamn women, they don’t know how to sit down and shut up!
Wall Street: You talking about the girls crossing their legs and saying “no” against that trans-vaginal ultra sound before they get an abortion?
Politician: Yeah, that and a bunch of other things, like they say we don’t have any right to control their health and reproductive rights, and that government shouldn’t be intruding, they’re all getting together and tweeting and writing all the governors… they’re just so goddamn uppity!
Wall Street: They never should have gotten the vote.
Politician: Right! And how did they weasel their way into politics? Did ya hear about that crazy state senator who’s introducing a bill that’s intruding into men’s lives?
Wall Street: Who’s that?
Politician: Nina Turner,that’s who !
Sen. Nina Turner (D-Cleveland)
Politician (cont.): She wants to make it so that … “before getting a prescription for Viagra or other erectile dysfunction drugs, men would have to see a sex therapist, receive a cardiac stress test and get a notarized affidavit signed by a sexual partner affirming impotency”
Wall Street: A notarized affadavit?
Politician: Yeah, a note from your girl friend saying there’s Ascension Deficit Disorder!
Wall Street: Man, that’s cold! Who do these women think they are, that they can intrude into our private lives this way?
Politician: Yeah, and some of them want us to get a rectal exam before we can get Viagra!
Wall Street: What!? That’s just going too far!
Politician: Right! I’m shocked by these women! Shocked!
Politician: I mean, if these girls don’t like what we are forcing them to do for their own good, they …”should just close [their] eyes.” *
*Pennsylvania Governor Tom Corbett (R)