while the Occupier is goofily day dreaming about the Reporter…

…he is missing all the Corporation’s drama with the Supreme Court!  (what a noodnik!)

the Corporation

is pouting …

…because the Supreme Court…

…is deciding whether the Corporation can be legally responsible for international human rights violations

Corporation (to Wall Street):  Just because I’m a “person” I don’t see why I have to be responsible!  I should be granted immunity because… well, just because!

Wall Street isn’t particularly worried

Wall Street (to Corporation) :  Dude,  unknot your knickers!   The scales of justice are balanced in your favor…

Wall Street (cont.) :  … you’ll be off the hook…

Wall Street (cont.) :  … I’d be willing to bet on it!

Corporation:  How much?

Wall Street:  How much what?

Corporation:  How much are you willing to bet?

Wall Street (chuckles):  Ah, I’d do a Mitt Romney and bet you $10,000.

Corporation:  You’re on!

the Politician

the Corporation

and the Banker

take a table in a nice restaurant

a Waitress

takes their order and brings their meal

the three enjoy a fine meal and discuss the Occupier’s proposed plan to have a convention in Philadelphia

Politician (to Corporation and Banker) :  … so you see, we don’t have to worry about this convention…

Corporation (interrupts): … because the Occupiers can’t agree on anything!

Banker (irritated) :  Maybe so, but those goddamned Occupiers are everywhere!  Did you see the button the Waitress is wearing?!

Banker (working himself into a sweat) :  I’ll show her!  She thinks she can mess with us, the 1% ????  99% my ass!

the Banker pays the tab, laughing under his breath

he shows the tab to the Politician and the Corporation

Banker (to Corporation and Politician) :  She wants to go after the 1%??  She can have her 1% in a tip!!

the Banker, the Politician and the Corporation all have a laugh

and now a word from Miz Crumb

Ahem.  The above story made the internet news rounds, but was subsequently found to be a hoax.

Nevertheless, it makes a good story, so I am leaving it in because I can.  *smirks*

the Corporation

and the Politician

are angry with the Occupier and his perceived arrogance, so they sit back and start to ridicule

Corporation (to Occupier):   You think screaming in the streets is going to change the way we do things in Crumbsville?

Politician (to Occupier) :  You have no leaders!  You have no organization or demands!  You’ve been evicted!  You’re pathetic!

the Occupier shrugs

Occupier (to Corporation and Politician) :  You took away our tents…

Occupier (cont.) :  …. but, you see …

Occupier (cont.) :  Wait ’til you see what we have planned in Philadelphia, home of the Founding Fathers.

the Corporation and Politician scratch their heads

Politician and Corporation (in unison):  Wha…?  What’s the Occupier talking about?  Philadelphia?

the Tea Bagger and the Occupier both agree that they must protest the National Defense Authorization Act, but find little common ground elsewhere

when we last left them, they were fighting over women’s reproductive rights!

the Tea Bagger huffs and puffs !

Tea Bagger(to Occupier) :  All you freaky, godless, jihadists, you are all baby killers!

the Occupier is losing his patience

Occupier:    So you want to call names, overturn Roe vs. Wade and take us back to the dark ages?

Tea Bagger:  Life begins at conception!  Anyone who aborts is a murderer!

Occupier:  You’re not being reasonable.  At conception, all that exists is a couple of cells.  There’s no brain, no heart, no nervous system.  Use your head, man, look at the facts!

the Tea Bagger can’t use his head, because it starts to explode again

Tea Bagger (screaming) :  Facts?? Facts?  I don’t care about facts, they interfere with my beliefs!!!

the Politician has been watching and listening

Politician (delighted):  I love the smell of conflict in the morning!! especially in an election year…

the Tea Bagger

and the Occupier

get together to protest the National Defense Authorization Act

the Tea Bagger and the Occupier agree that the NDAA threatens Crumbsville’s Citizens’ constitutional rights, but they don’t agree on much else!

for instance, size of government is point of contention

(shhh! let’s listen to the Tea Bagger and the Occupier bicker!)

Tea Bagger (to Occupier) :  Crumbsville doesn’t need a big, bloated government interfering in the lives of its Citizens, dictating what Citizens can and can’t do!

Occupier:  So why do you think government should interfere with women’s reproductive rights?

the Occupier’s question makes the Tea Bagger so angry that his head explodes!!